The Hunger Games

(My girlfriend and I have decided to go on a picnic, but before we leave I decide to be romantic and start kissing her.)

Girlfriend: “Quit it! Let’s go! I’m hungry.”

Me: *kiss* “I’m starving!”

Girlfriend: “Then let’s go eat!”

Me: “I’m too hungry for just food.” *kiss*

Girlfriend: “We’ll bring a lot of food, then.”

Me: *kiss kiss* “I want to eat something else.” *devilish grin*

Girlfriend: “Huh? Like what? A pizza?”