The Hot Tub Is Alive!

(It is early morning when a guest calls the front desk.)

Guest: “Hey there. I was wondering if I could use the hot tub?”

Me: “Well, it’s on a timer. I’ll have to get it started manually… IGOR!!”

‘Igor’: “Yesh, marshter?”

Me: “Activate… the steam converter!”

‘Igor’: “Ooh… Yesh… right away! Hee hee hee…”

Me: “Okay, sir, just give it a minute or two to warm up, and it’ll be ready.”

Guest: “Great! Just so we’re clear… that was you doing both voices, right?”

Me: “Yeah, I try to make things a little more fun around here.”

Guest: “Awesome! Thank you!”