The Honesty Of The Thievery Pants
(A man comes in and starts looking through the clothes. He grabs a pair of pants and starts fast-walking towards the door.)
Coworker: “Sir, are you going to pay for those?”
Man: “No.”
Coworker: “Sir, we really need you to pay for those.”
Man: “NO!”
Me: “Please, sir! We need those back!”
Man: “I need them more!”
(The man bolted out the door. We looked at each other for a moment dumbfounded and then burst out laughing.)
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