The Honesty Of The Thievery Pants

, , , , | Right | March 28, 2013

(A man comes in and starts looking through the clothes. He grabs a pair of pants and starts fast-walking towards the door.)

Coworker: “Sir, are you going to pay for those?”

Man: “No.”

Coworker: “Sir, we really need you to pay for those.”

Man: “NO!”

Me: “Please, sir! We need those back!”

Man: “I need them more!”

(The man bolted out the door. We looked at each other for a moment dumbfounded and then burst out laughing.)

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