The Honest Crook
(I work in the music section of a bookstore. One day, we caught one of our regulars shoplifting and banned him. The very next day, he walks in as if nothing happened.)
Me: “Dude, you aren’t allowed to be here. You were banned.”
Customer: “Why?”
Me: “You stole a CD from me.”
Customer: “But I gave it back!”
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