The Holidays Just Flasher By
(For Halloween, the grocery store I work at allows employees to come to work in a costume. On a tight budget, I had dressed like a 1930’s reporter, complete with the notepad in the fedora and a trench coat that went down to my ankles. (It should be noted I am a 6’3″ male.) A middle aged woman comes to my register, a concerned expression on her face.)
Me: “Happy Halloween, miss. May I see your rewards card?”
Customer: *serious tone* “Are you dressed as a flasher?”
(I’ve had customers ask if I’m everything from a private eye to a crooked lawyer.)
Me: *the trench coat is unbuttoned, with my shirt and pants visible on the middle of my chest* “Miss… if I were dressed as a flasher, the jacket would be closed.”
Customer: “Oh…”
(She went along the rest of the transaction seeming rather disappointed in my reply.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.