The Hardcover Also Has A Harder Ending
(I work in a bookstore.)
Customer: “So, what’s the difference between a hardcover and a softcover?”
Me: “Well… one has a hard cover, the other has a soft cover. I guess the hardcover stands up to more damage, so there’s that.”
Customer: “Really? That’s the only difference? Huh.”
(The customer wandered away.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?