The Hard Truth

| Romantic | September 23, 2013

(My wife and I are watching an obstacle-course game show. Several of the contestants say they need to use the bathroom, and one suggests just going in the water.)

Me: “Going in the water is hard. I remember trying as a kid in a lake, and I really had to push hard to pee.”

Wife: “I imagine it’s easier for girls. We don’t have to get a hard-on to go to the bathroom.”

Me: “Do you think I need an erection to pee?”

Wife: “Don’t you?”

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