The Grinch That Closed Christmas

Mall | Working | May 5, 2012

(I’m sitting in the break room when one of the mall security guards comes in.)

Security Guard: “Well, time to go make some little kids cry!”

Me: “What?!”

Coworker: “You telling them that the line for Santa is closing?”

Security Guard: “Yup!”

This story is part of the Christmas In The Workplace roundup!

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