The Greatest Deal In American History
Convenience Store | Right
| August 29, 2013
(A car dealership just outside of Philadelphia is running an oil change special for $17.76. I overhear the following conversation at a convenience store.)
Customer #1: “[Car dealership] doesn’t make sense. $17.76 for an oil change. Don’t specials always have 99 cents in the end?”
Customer #2: “I know, it’s confusing! Probably just some number they pulled out of their a**!”
Clerk: “The Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776. Here. In Philadelphia!”
Customers #1 & #2: *blank stares*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?