The Government Burns Money; Why Can’t I?
(I work in an adult store that sells tobacco products and adult novelties. A female customer under thirty years of age approaches after browsing through the shop for several minutes.)
Customer: “So, do you guys accept EBT or, like, the food credit stuff?”
Me: *completely and utterly baffled and astounded that someone would even ask this* “No.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. I just got it, and I’m not really sure what it can be used for. Thanks.” *walks out the door*
Me: *waits until the door fully closes, then puts my head in my hands and strongly considers putting my head through the counter* “Wow. Just wow…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.