The Girl Who Played With Fire

| Romantic | June 7, 2013

(I am a clumsy person. I’ve burned myself while cooking four times in the last week, and have a bag of ice on the newest burn.)

Husband: “You have got to quit burning yourself!”

Me: “It’s not like I do it on purpose! Besides, I do it in phases.”

Husband: “Yeah, phases of once a day!”

Me: “No! I’ve burned myself four times in the last week, and it’s the only times I’ve burned myself all year!”

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