The Gift That Keeps On Lifting

(My family and I are visiting our relatives in Florida. One of my uncles gives me a beautiful bracelet. I am around 10 and don’t speak Spanish very well.)

Me: *trying to say ‘thanks for the bracelet’* “Gracias por la brasier.” *thanks for the bra*

Everyone: *laughing*

Dear readers! This story was originally submitted without a title, to encourage you to come up with a witty submission yourselves. After considering the many amazing suggestions in the comments section, we have come up with the title above. Thank you all for participating; we had a blast reading them!