The Gift That Keeps On Grouping
Customer: “Hi, I’d like to return this item, I can’t give it as a gift .”
(He hands me a copy of Pygmalion.)
Me: “That shouldn’t be a problem. Is there anything wrong with it?”
Customer: “Turns out it’s a play. They wont be able to read it.”
Me: “Oh, they don’t like plays?”
Customer: “No, they can’t read it because there aren’t enough people to read the parts!”
Me: “Might I suggest that they just read it like a regular book?”
Customer: *looks at me like I’m crazy*
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!