The Genie Ate The Punchline
(I am ringing up a customer and he is ready to pay by credit card. I hold my hand out to swipe his card for him, but he refuses.)
Customer: “Oh, no, let me swipe it!”
Me: “Okay, right down there when you’re ready.”
Customer: “It’s a bit hard to handle.”
(I say nothing and finish the transaction.)
Customer: “You just have to know how to stroke it the right way, you know?”
Me: “Uh, yeah. Sure!”
Customer: “It’s funny, because it sounds sexual.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
