The Generation Name
(My girlfriend and I are hanging out.)
Girlfriend: “So, you didn’t use a condom. That’s okay, though; I’m on the pill. We’re going quite fast, but I feel that it’s right.”
Me: “Yeah, I just bought the ring yesterday. Wait until next week!”
Girlfriend: “Yeah, I’ve got the name picked for our son and everything.”
(We start coming up with names for a boy.)
Me: “Why not a girl?”
Both of Us: *same time, same tone* “Yeah… her name would be Jennifer.”
(I feel a cold sensation up my back and we look at each other.)
Girlfriend: “Yeah, you are definitely using condoms for a long time.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?