The Geese Will Never Know What Hit ‘Em
(At our gardens, we use dogs to chase geese away from delicate areas. I encounter two elderly patrons who are clearly unhappy.)
Patron #1: “I think it’s disgusting that they allow dogs here.”
Me: “Don’t worry, ma’am, the dog is an employee. He has a name tag and a paycheck.”
Patron #2: “Then why don’t the employees chase the geese away?”
Me: “That’s because the geese are meaner than we are. If you think you can do a better job, feel free to!”
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