The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

(I work at a well-known electronics store. I am standing by the entrance welcoming people and handing out ads. A woman comes rushing in.)

Customer: “I need help! Where are your geeks?”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “You can go over to the counter, just next to customer service. Someone there can help you.”

(About 20 minutes later, I see the woman heading to the exit.)

Me: “Did you get your problem straightened out?”

Customer: “Oh, yes. Thank you so much! I was in need of your geekiness and now everything is okay!”