The Gay Gatsby

(We are having a loud and passionate discussion about whether Nick Carraway, from “The Great Gatsby” is gay.)

Teacher: “Guys!”

Student #1: “He totally is crushing on Gatsby.”

Teacher: “This isn’t what we’re supposed to be talking about. We aren’t learning queer theory this semester.”

Student #2: “But—”

Teacher: *at the top of his lungs* “I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!”

(Entire class stops and turns to look at him.)

Teacher: “That was all I had to do to get your attention?”