The Game Of Love

(My boyfriend and I are outside a video game store, arguing playfully over who would say the “L” word first. We are both refusing to give in.)

Me: “I think I’ll sell that game. I could use the money to pay some bills.”

Boyfriend: “No, you can’t sell the game. That game’s awesome!”

Me: “I’m selling it.”

Boyfriend: “If I didn’t love you so much, I’d strangle you right now!”

Me: *pointing and laughing* “You said it! Ha!”

Boyfriend: “Oh, crap! Is it to late to take it back?”

Me: “Yep, no take-backsies.”