The Future Is Relative(s)

(My fiancé and I are shopping when we notice that the store is overrun by families with children.)

Me: *looking around* “I wonder what is going on to bring out so many children and their parents.”

Him: “Was wondering that myself.”

Me: “It makes you think, doesn’t it?”

Him: *puzzled* “About what?”

Me: “The future, having kids of our own one day. Let me ask you, when you look at me, what do you honestly see?”

Him: “I see the beautiful woman I’m going to marry, have a family with, and going to live the rest of my life with.”

Me: “Aw, how sweet.”

Him: “Yeah, yeah. I also see the future old hag who’ll hit me over the head every time I do something stupid.”

Me: “D*** right I will.”