The Future Is Out Of Apples

, , , , , | Right | March 19, 2018

(I’m a cashier at an express checkout. My coworker is there to let me out for my break. It’s not uncommon for customers to comment on the year — 1982, for example — if the purchase is around $20.)

Me: “Your total is [total].”

Customer: “Ah, what a wonderful year.” *pays and leaves*

Coworker: “Wait, what was his total?”

Me: “$63.78.”

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