The French Have A History Of Doing That For You

I’m chatting with a coworker, and the topic of heritage comes up.

Coworker: “I’m something like… three hundred and ninety-fourth in line for the French throne. Which doesn’t really mean anything unless they reinstate the monarchy and a whooole lot of people die.”

He pauses, then shrugs.

Coworker: “I don’t think I could do that much killing.”