The Fourth Is Strong With This One
Grocery Store | Friendly
| May 23, 2016
(I am shopping for food while employees are restocking the aisles nearby.)
Employee #1: *one aisle to the right* “What’s today?”
Employee #2: *at the end of my aisle* “May third.” *pause* “You know what tomorrow is?”
Employee #1: “What?”
Employee #2: “May the Fourth!”
Employee #1: “What?”
Employee #2: “May. The. Fourth.”
Employee #1: “Huh? So Cinco de Mayo is the day after.”
Employee #2: “No, listen. May the fourth…”
Employee #3: *one aisle to the left* “…be with you!”
Employee #1: “I don’t get it.”
Me: *pointing to the tiny Wookiee I carry in my shirt pocket* “I got it!”
Employee #2: “Awesome!”
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What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
