The First Mayonnaise
(I’m cleaning out the small cooler in our sandwich station when I come across an uncovered pan of a crusty, dark yellowish-white substance.)
Me: “What the h*** is this?”
Coworker: *looking at it* “That’s mayonnaise.”
Me: “Leftover from whose presidency, Washington’s or Jefferson’s?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?