The Fellowship Of The Night Shift

(Somehow on a late night shift all the nerds are working together and we have no customers. I’ve just shown a popular ‘Lord Of The Rings’ fan-vid to my coworkers on my break. A coworker walks past my department pushing the empty box cart.)

Coworker #1: “Hop on and tell me what you see.”

Me: *immediately jumps on cart and yells* “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! ISENGARD!”

Coworker #2: *without missing a beat* “What did you say?”

Me: “THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS!”

(The manager rushes out of the office.)

Manager: “TO ISENGARD GARD GARD GARD!”

(We ran around the entire store doing that until we closed.)

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