The Feeding Of The Mass(es)

(I am visiting my husband’s family for Easter, and we have just returned home from Easter Mass. They are Catholic, while I was raised Greek Orthodox. My sister-in-law and I are very close, and like to tease each other and joke about religion.)

Sister-In-Law: “You’re in trouble!”

Me: “Hmm? Why?”

Sister-In-Law: “You took communion.”

Me: “I wanted a cracker! I didn’t have breakfast this morning; I was starving!”

Sister-In-Law: “You’re going to Hell!”

(My father-in-law chimes in from the next room.)

Father-In-Law: “We’re Catholic; we’re all doomed anyway!”