The Fearsome Foursome
(Note: I’m taking a drive-thru order.)
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. What can I get you today?”
Customer: “I’d like a large coffee with four creams and four sugars in it.”
Me: “That was a large coffee with quadruple cream and sugar?”
Customer: “No, you dumb f***! I wanted a large coffee with four creams and four sugars!”
Me: “Ma’am, quadruple means four.”
Customer: “Oh…”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?