The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 8

| Related | March 18, 2013

(My mother is teaching me how to drive.)

Mom: “So, what do you do if a cop behind you turns on its lights?”

Me: “Pull over!”

Mom: “Yes.”

Dad: “No! You gun it and make a run for it! A hard right, couple of sharp lefts.”

Mom: “No! Don’t teach her that!”

Dad: “Once you’re away, that’s when you switch to your backup license plates. Put on your disguise in case they find you again. And remember to dump the body ASAP.”

Mom: “Stop that!”

Me: “But what if I’m smuggling cocaine?”

Dad: “Dump the body!”

Mom: *face palm*

 

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