The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 6

(My parents are watching a popular crime show on tape and I’m on my laptop with my back to the TV.)

Mom: “Now, your sister warned me that this next part is incredibly gory.”

Dad: “But this is on a family channel. They wouldn’t show it!”

(I hear drilling and squishing noises. Mom and dad are now screaming bloody murder.)

Me: “Not turning around, not turning around, not turning around…”

Dad: *shouting* “Oh my gosh! You have to see this!”

Me: “No, I don’t!”

Mom: “Eww! Eww! Eww!”

(Squishing and drilling noises stop.)

Mom: “Oh God, that was disgusting!”

(Mom and dad are now staring at each other.)

Mom: “Rewind it. I want to see it again!”

Dad: “Me too!”

Me: “Oh, dear lord.”