The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 5

| Canada | Related | April 6, 2012

(My exceptionally lazy roommate is caught off guard when my landlord shows up early and blames the mess on me. She says I ‘refuse’ to clean. I am venting with my dad.)

Me: “I can’t believe she said that I refuse to clean! There’s a wiener on the floor that she dropped and was too lazy to pick up!”

Dad: “It’ll be alright, honey. You won’t be there for too much longer.”

Me: “You’re right. I might need help hiding their bodies before then, though.”

Dad: “Okay. Just let me know when.”

 

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