The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 4

| Related | March 13, 2012

(I volunteer with a Brownie unit (similar to Girl Scouts), and am often required to get the badges that the girls need. I have forgotten to write down what I need this week, and suddenly remember whilst sitting in the living room with my family. They are used to this, so they often make jokes. )

Me: “Okay, so I’m going to need a cyclist and a gardener badge.”

Dad: “Well, um, I’ll be the cyclist and your mother can do the gardening.”

Mum: “What exactly do you need us for?”

Sister: “Probably something evil like poisoning and knocking people over. Don’t do it!”

Me: “Nope. Dad’s going to power my killing machine with his bike and Mum’s going to hide the bodies in the shrubbery. I have thought this through, you know.”

Dad: “Okay, well let me know when you need me.” *goes back to reading the


1 Thumbs