The Excuse You Never See Coming

| Orlando, FL, USA | Learning | April 16, 2015

(We are about halfway through the semester in our prerequisite English class. The class is four hours long, and has been going on for about an hour and a half.)

Student: *walks in and sits down as if nothing is wrong*

Teacher: *stops lecturing and stares at him a moment* “[Student]! Why are you so late?”

Student: *looks up from where he was organizing his book and notepad with a solemn expression* “Ninjas.”

Teacher: *shocked into silence*

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