The Evolution Of Morals
(The story happens during business class. We are learning about copyright protection, but the class gets off track and starts talking about morals.)
Other Student: “You can only learn morals through religion, otherwise it becomes moral relativism.”
Me: “I’m atheist, but I’m still moral.”
Other Student: “Oh, yeah? Who taught you morals?”
Me: “My parents, who learned it from their parents.”
Other Student: “What do you believe in, then?”
Me: “Evolution.”
Other Student: “So, you believe in rape and murder?”
Me: “No! When did I say that?”
Other Student: “When you said you believe in natural selection. Natural selection is men killing other men to have a better chance at surviving.”
Me: “No, it isn’t. Now, would you please stop talking to me? I have work to do.”
Other Student: “ANTICHRIST!”
(I still have no idea what that outburst was about.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
