The English Patience
Me: “What can I get for you, sir?”
Customer: “What the h*** kinda accent is that?! F****** foreigner! Speak English!”
Me: “I am speaking English, sir.”
Customer: *Mimicking my accent* “I aM sPeAkInG eNgLiSh!”
Me: “Sir, please order or make room for the next customer.”
Customer: “What language you speakin’ there?”
Me: “English, sir, as I am from England.”
Pause.
Customer: “Well… you’re still a foreigner!” *Storms off*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
