The Employee Isn’t Quite Popping Today

| Working | February 5, 2015

(I am trying to find no-mess pop streamers for my wedding. I call a local party supply store.)

Me: “Hi! I need some no-mess pop streamers. Do you carry them?”

Employee: “We have these popper things that release confetti.”

Me: “I really need the no-mess kind that keeps the streamer attached. Do you have those?”

Employee: “Well, what these do is, when you pop them confetti comes out.”

Me: “Yes, I know! Are they the no mess kind?”

Employee: “Ummm… you pull the string and these pop and confetti comes out. We have lots of those.”

Me: “…okay. Thanks.”

(I just went with birdseed.)

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