The Elves Are Overwhelmed This Year
(My mother and I are in the toy section of a store known for particularly low prices, shopping for Christmas presents. We bump into a noteworthy fellow: he’s an older gentleman with a rather round figure and a bushy white beard. To top off the resemblance, he’s wearing a red sweater, and he’s pushing a cart full of toys. He looks at us. We look at his cart. He winks.)
Definitely Not Santa: “I won’t tell if you don’t.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
