The Ducks And The Bees

| Related | March 9, 2015

(I am about five and my brother is about three. After a lot of questions about where babies come from my mum reads us a kids book about the birds and the bees. It is quite scientific.)

Mum: “The sperm swims down the sperm duct.”

(Brother leaps off the sofa and starts wiggling his bum and flapping his arms.)

Brother: “QUACK QUACK QUACK!”

Mum: “What are you doing?”

Brother: “I’m a squirm duck!”

Mum: *gives up*