The Drugs Don’t Work And Neither Do You
(A woman sits down across from me at Starbucks, at an interview for a teaching position. Before I can even get a word in, she bursts out with this…)
Woman: “Do y’all drug test? Because I can’t pass one and I don’t plan on being able to anytime soon.”
Me: “I think we’re done here…”
(Shortest. Interview. Ever.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
