The Devil To Pay

, , , , , | Right | December 7, 2009

Me: “Your total is [amount].”

Customer: “Here is my coupon.”

Me: “I’m sorry, this expired last week.”

Customer: “What? What do you mean?”

Me: “It expired last week.”

Customer: “You witch devil! I can’t believe you changed the date!”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “You can magically alter dates, you devil!”

Me: “I don’t think I have that sort of power.”

(Upon hearing the commotion, my manager comes over.)

Customer: *to my manager* “You have a witch devil here! I’m going to have to bring the lord into this!”

(The customer pulls out a bobblehead Jesus and puts in on my counter.)

Customer: “I will return when the date of this coupon is the correct date!”


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