The Devil Makes You Cry

(I really hate onions, so whenever there is a dish with onions, I ask to have them removed. I hate them so much that I even have a special name for them.)

Waitress: “What’ll you have?”

Me: “I’ll have the veggie fajitas without onions please.”

Waitress: “No onions? But that’s the best part.”

Me: “Not for me they’re not. I hate onions…  They’re the devil’s fruit!”

Waitress: *pauses for a moment* “What religion are you?!”