The Devil Is In The De-Tails

| | Right | August 29, 2008

Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

Customer: “I’d like to make an appointment for a dismemberment.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “I want to bring in my dog for a dismemberment!”

Me: “Oh! You must mean a distemper shot.”

Customer: “Yes! Now, when can I get my dog dismembered?”

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  • Trillium

    Maybe he meant neutering? Get its member chopped off?

    (that’s a joke, jeez, I know it doesn’t work like that)