The Derriere Duo

| Romantic | December 4, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are washing dishes and he keeps grabbing my a**. A few minutes later, his eyes light up and he runs into my room. He returns a moment later with my blanket around his neck like a cap.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Boyfriend: “I am the Butt Bandit!

(He squeezes my a** again.)

Boyfriend: “Aw, yes!” *laughs* “Still grabbing it!”

Me: “If you’re the Butt Bandit, can I be the A** Avenger?”

(Washing the dishes is then put on hold as we try to grab each other’s a**.)

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