The Definitive R-ticle On Movie Ratings

(My uncle, nine-year-old brother, and seven-year-old me, are watching a movie. My mom isn’t paying particular attention to what we are watching. She walks past the living room. The movie is on a particularly graphic sex scene.)

Mom: “What’s this rated?”

Uncle: “R.”

Mom: “What!?”

Uncle: “…’R’ we sure it’s rated PG? Yes we are!”