The Death Knell To That Conversation

| Friendly | May 8, 2014

(I’m in the car with three friends, two of which are married to each other. Friend #1 (male & unmarried) talks about getting a motorcycle, which the wife encourages. Friend #2 (the husband) mentions getting one, too, which the wife quickly shuts down.)

Friend #2: “Why can’t I get a motorcycle?”

Wife: “Because I don’t want you to die.”

Friend #1: *joking* “Oh, and you don’t care if I die?”

Wife: *serious* “I don’t want you to die either, but it wouldn’t affect me as much.”

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