The Dead Birds And The Bees
This story reminded me of something similar, but way less creepy.
A woman storms up to me at the register and launches into shouting at me as I’m serving a customer.
Customer: “There is a dead bird outside your store!”
Me: “Outside? As in, on the sidewalk?”
Customer: “I had to walk past it to get in here!”
Me: “Thanks for letting me know.”
I go back to serving my customer.
Customer: “Well?!”
Me: “Well, what, ma’am?”
Customer: “You need to go get rid of it!”
Me: “I will when I’ve finished serving customers, ma’am.”
Customer: “No! You need to do it now! What if kids see it?!”
Me: “Time for a lesson, I guess?”
