The DC Movies Are Making Some Weird Creative Decisions

, , | Friendly | January 18, 2019

(I’ve been a student of urban legends since I was very young, and I’ve heard thousands of them. This sometimes leads to conversations like this.)

Friend: “So, there was this minister, right? And one day the neighbors hear his wife calling for help. And they find her in the bedroom all tied up—“

Me: “Heard it.”

Friend: “No, this really happened.”

Me: “It’s an old story; I’ve heard it.”

Friend: *angrily* “No, it really happened in my hometown back in Canada!”

Me: “Well, I hope the guy didn’t tie up his wife during sex play and then slip and knock himself unconscious while he was dressed like Superman.”

Friend: *pause* “Batman, actually.”

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