The Day The Music Died, Part 3
Customer: “Hi, do you guys have any really small guitar cases?”
Me: “Not really. We have mandolin cases… maybe a violin case. What kind of guitar is this for?”
Customer: “Oh, it’s not for a guitar. It’s for the recently cremated remains of my father.”
(I try to stop the conversation from going too dark.)
Me: “No, not really. I could phone around. See if another store has something.”
Customer: “That’s great, just as long as it’s cheap.”
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