The Data Is Gone And So Is Her Restraint

, , , , , | Related | August 14, 2018

(We have an Internet package that gives us a set amount of data per month. It sucks, but it’s the only one available in our rural area. One morning, I realize that the data is already halfway gone, despite it just being the beginning of the month. I wake up my younger sisters:)

Me: “Hey, [Sister #1], [Sister #2], have you been watching videos again?”

Sister #1: “Nope.”

Sister #2: “No, why?”

Me: “Well, the data is already halfway gone.”

([Sister #2] screams angrily, takes out her own laptop, and starts to pull up random apps and network tracers that she downloaded during her little “hacker” phase.)

Sister #2: “I FOUND IT! SOME A**HOLE ACROSS THE STREET IS MOOCHING OUR WI-FI!”

Me: “So, now what?”

Sister #2: *laughs* “I’m going to give them h***.”

(I don’t know what she did, but our Wi-Fi has been running smoother since.)

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