The Daddy Of All Nicknames

Teacher: “If you have a nickname, or just want me to call you something specific, just tell me and I will. I’ll call you anything you want. But be careful what you choose, because I will stick with it for good.”

Class: *laughs*

Teacher: “You think I’m joking? I had a student want to be called ‘Daddy.’ He didn’t think I’d go through with it, but that’s what I called him for the whole semester.”

(I’m sure that’s not at all appropriate for student-teacher relationships, but who am I to judge? That must’ve been an interesting class.)