The Daddy Of All Good Bosses
I am stocking a shelf when a woman and the store owner approach me, shouting something incoherently.
Owner: *Looking furious* “Call my daughter a whore again, and you’ll regret ever having a mouth!”
The woman practically turns white and runs for it.
Me: “What was that about?”
Owner: “Never mind. You’re also my daughter if anyone asks.”
Me: “Okay?”